[07:36] <@DoomyCheese> Oh my fucking god
[07:36] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> what?
[07:36] <@DoomyCheese> I just had the best night of my life
[07:37] <&unbalancedJames> Hookers & blow?
[07:37] <@DoomyCheese> So I had plans with a couple of mates but I slept in all day
[07:37] <@DoomyCheese> I call one up and I'm like
[07:37] <@DoomyCheese> "Oi dude, I just fucking slept all day. Should we still bother with out plans?"
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> "Nah probably not. Wait. Such and such is here. *in the background* oi you guys want to head out for etc" "yeah I'm game"
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> me: "lolawesome"
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> So I go around
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> It's about 5pm
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> We fuck off
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> Nothings open
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> So we come home
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> Have some weed
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> We paint Warhammer models for a couple of hours >.>
[07:38] <@DoomyCheese> Come midnight we're like
[07:39] <@DoomyCheese> "I'm fucking Hungry"
[07:39] <&unbalancedJames> You're gay now aren't you
[07:39] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> ROFL
[07:39] <&unbalancedJames> You blatantly docked with each other
[07:39] <@DoomyCheese> So we drive to McDonnalds 12.4km away (I just checked on Google maps)
[07:39] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> lols!
[07:39] <&unbalancedJames> brb doxing DoomyCheese 
[07:39] <@DoomyCheese> We get our Maccas through the drivethrough and take it to a nearby cricket ground with a grandstand thingy
[07:39] <@DoomyCheese> We're sitting and eating our maccas when my friend is like
[07:40] <@DoomyCheese> "Oi James, I DARE you to walk home."
[07:40] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> xD
[07:40] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> ROFL
[07:40] <@DoomyCheese> "Alright, But I'm not doing it alone"
[07:40] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> ROFL
[07:40] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> ROFL
[07:40] <@DoomyCheese> So 10 minutes later we're trecking through the streets
[07:40] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> Man you must have been wasted :P
[07:40] <@DoomyCheese> We see a cemetary right
[07:40] <@DoomyCheese> And he's like
[07:40] <@DoomyCheese> Maaan
[07:40] <@DoomyCheese> We're going in here
[07:40] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> XD
[07:40] <&unbalancedJames> lol wtf
[07:40] <&unbalancedJames> You cracked open a cold one?
[07:40] <@DoomyCheese> So we go in the cemetary and have the brilliant idea of splitting up
[07:40] <@DoomyCheese> It's fucking dark in there
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> So we're al on our own in the cemetary
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> high as fuck
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> Scared out of our minds
[07:41] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> XDXD
[07:41] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> XD
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> I walked over so many graves
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> Anyway we got out of there about half an hour later scared out of our minds
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> Then we're pretty much out of the town and on the road to the next town
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> It's farm land sorta
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> With a big long road
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> We walk down there
[07:41] <@DoomyCheese> See some dirt track
[07:42] <@DoomyCheese> Head up there, it gets so dark we can't see where we're going then we spot a house, freak out and run back
[07:42] <@DoomyCheese> So we're on the road again
[07:42] <@DoomyCheese> Then we got to a bridge!
[07:42] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> HOw can you remeber all this if u wore stoned?:P
[07:42] <@DoomyCheese> I remember everything when I get stoned
[07:42] <@DoomyCheese> mostly
[07:42] <@DoomyCheese> So yeah
[07:42] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> Thats good
[07:42] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> Keep telling the story!
[07:42] <@phatboy> because you dont forget stuff after youve been smoking
[07:42] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> hm my bad
[07:42] <@DoomyCheese> So yeah we head accross the bridge
[07:43] <@DoomyCheese> Have a cigarette in some par- WAIT
[07:43] <@DoomyCheese> I missed important part
[07:43] <@DoomyCheese> Okay after the cemetary we were like "OK lets do some covert shit and not let any cars see us"
[07:43] <&unbalancedJames> You blew each other
[07:43] <@DoomyCheese> So everytime a car was coming we would stumble off into the bushes
[07:43] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> ROFL my names is Cheese Doomy Cheese
[07:43] <@DoomyCheese> HIlarious shit
[07:43] <@DoomyCheese> Kept our adrenaline pumping
[07:43] <@DoomyCheese> Anyway
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> We're rolling cigarettes in this park on the other side of the bridge
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> And a fucking car comes
[07:44] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> rofl
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> So I try and hide and fail
[07:44] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> XD
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> Then when we hade our smokes rolled
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> We lost our fucking liter
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> So we trecked it up this hell to a 24 hour service station
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> for 2 lighter
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> s
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> came out with fucking $20 worth of Gatorade and water
[07:44] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> lols
[07:44] <@DoomyCheese> I skull my Gatorade and near vomit
[07:45] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> auch
[07:45] <@DoomyCheese> We have cigarettes at another cricket ground
[07:45] <@DoomyCheese> Then shit got awesome
[07:45] <@DoomyCheese> Pitch black streets with farm land either side
[07:45] <&unbalancedJames> DoomyCheese lives: 12.4KM from a McDonalds, near at least 2 cricket grounds
[07:45] <@DoomyCheese> After we made it to the top of a huge hill that near killed me, we were on a road parralel to the road we needed to get to
[07:46] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> xD
[07:46] <&unbalancedJames> jim@secksbox $ autodox DoomyCheese 
[07:46] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> wait who drove back?
[07:46] <&unbalancedJames> Triangulating....
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> There was an ajoining road about a k ahead, but we were like
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> LETS FUCKING CUT ACCROSS THE FARM
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> Ok
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> Now
[07:46] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> xD
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> It's been raining the last week
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> Non stop
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> We hop the fence
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> and straight away this house on the other side a dog starts barking and lights come on
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> So we bundy into this fields
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> field
[07:46] <@DoomyCheese> Can't see shit
[07:47] <&unbalancedJames> I swear to FUCKING GOD
[07:47] <@DoomyCheese> wut
[07:47] <&unbalancedJames> If I hear caramelldansen one more fucking time I'm going to fucking murder my sister
[07:47] <&unbalancedJames> anyway
[07:47] <&unbalancedJames> continue
[07:47] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> stfu keep going with the story!
[07:47] <@DoomyCheese> So yeah we're now in this dark field with long wet grass up to our knees
[07:47] <@DoomyCheese> and we're soaked already from jumping into bushes to hide from cars
[07:48] <@DoomyCheese> About 10 minutes after walking on this farm we come into a herd of cows
[07:48] <@DoomyCheese> Friggin cows!
[07:48] <&unbalancedJames> You fucked a cow
[07:48] <@DoomyCheese> They started running and mooing
[07:48] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> XDXDXDXD
[07:48] <@DoomyCheese> Scared the shit out of us
[07:48] <@DoomyCheese> We came to a barbed wire fence
[07:48] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[07:48] <@DoomyCheese> And in a hurry trying to get through we all ended up stuck and with holes in our clothes D:
[07:49] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> aww
[07:49] <@DoomyCheese> Then there was a few more fences which we took carefully
[07:49] <@DoomyCheese> And a fucking dam I near walkde into
[07:49] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> lols
[07:49] <@DoomyCheese> Then we could finally see the road on the other side, and a dog right in front of us starts barking
[07:49] <@DoomyCheese> We all freak and run left for soem readon and end up at the road
[07:49] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> XDXDXD
[07:49] <@DoomyCheese> We're now a good kilometer or two from where we wanted to be
[07:49] <@DoomyCheese> So we decided to break
[07:50] <@DoomyCheese> We sat down
[07:50] <@DoomyCheese> Removed our shoes
[07:50] <@DoomyCheese> and I must have wringed a cup or two of water out of my socks
[07:50] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> lols
[07:50] <@DoomyCheese> Then some cars came so we OSHIT into the bushes again
[07:50] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> rofl
[07:50] <@DoomyCheese> Then we finally make it to the road we want
[07:50] <@DoomyCheese> Go off to the side and have a cigarette
[07:51] <@DoomyCheese> I think it was about 4am this time
[07:51] <@DoomyCheese> People were starting to go to work
[07:51] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> xD
[07:51] <@DoomyCheese> So we were there for ages waiting for the cars to stop
[07:51] <@DoomyCheese> They didn't so we gave up on that
[07:51] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> xD
[07:51] <@DoomyCheese> We still had a lot of energy amazingly after this and made it to within a few kms of our homes
[07:52] <@DoomyCheese> and we just about died with lack of energy
[07:52] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> haha
[07:52] <&unbalancedJames> I thought ausfailia was a sparsely populated desert
[07:52] <@DoomyCheese> So we lay down in some guys driveway
[07:52] <@DoomyCheese> for about
[07:52] <@DoomyCheese> 20 minutes
[07:52] <@DoomyCheese> and when I got up I left a mad damp person shape
[07:52] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> xDXDXD
[07:52] <@DoomyCheese> It looked like an alien or something
[07:52] <@DoomyCheese> Lold at that for a bit
[07:52] <+The_Darkness_Obsesst_PPB> ^^
[07:52] <@DoomyCheese> Then made the effort to get here
[07:52] <@DoomyCheese> and share this with you guys